This long wooden punishment paddle brings extra reach, weight, and intensity. At 24 inches long and 3.5 inches wide, it's ideal for swinging with force from a distance. Multiple precision-drilled holes make every impact nastier by cutting through air and delivering a sharper, harder slap.
Pick your flavor of pain: 1/2 inch oak for a light and stingy strike, or 3/4 inch pine for a deeper, more brutal thud. Both versions are made from solid, unforgiving real wood and will not bend or break under pressure.
Handmade with care, this paddle features smooth rounded edges, a satin-sanded surface, and a rich stain sealed under a glossy polyurethane coat that makes it look as good as it hurts.
Made in the USA and come with our
LIFETIME GUARANTEE
- 24 inches long
- 3.5 inches wide
- Available in 1/2" oak (sting) or 3/4" pine (thud)
- Multiple holes for increased sting and reduced air resistance
- Rigid, solid wood construction
- Finished with high-gloss polyurethane
- Made in the USA, in our shop
Price: $49.95 - $64.95
